CAREERS IN PAKISTAN

If we were in Pakistan, our options for professional courses after Std. XII would be as follows:

• JEE - Jehadic Entrance Examination
• IIT - Islamic Institute of Terrorism
• IIM - Institute of Infiltration Management
• CAT - Career in Alqaida & Taliban
• IAS - Iraq after Saddam
• M Tech - Masters in Terror Technology
• GATE - General Aptitude in Terror and Extremism
• TOEFL - Test of Extremist Foreign Languages
• GRE - Graduate in Relocation Extremism
• MBBS - Master of Bomb Blasting Strategies
• MBA - Master of Bombing Administration